Isn't St. Paddy's Day this weekend?

So I was talking with my mom last night. I had to tell her how the chickens had sprung the coop. I was going to work and there was Ida and Minnie standing in the back yard. They loved it. I am worried that they will wander off. But no way, I went out there at sundown and they were in their beds. I would of thought that the cats would be interested in them. No go again, they were all on the front porch waiting for me to feed them. When they look at me........they just see this big food dispenser.
I was also asked by my mom what I want for my birthday.
Here is birthday wish #1

I would like it flat black though......price $250,000
My next birthday wish is an Oakley Chronograph watch titanium case black dial........sweet

Price $1,450.00
My next birthday wish is a MacBook Pro Illuminated.....my iBook G4 looks like a dinosaur next to this.

Price for this little black beauty......$1,700.00
My last birthday wish is a shiny black iPod Nano.....this would be an excellent motivational item to use at the gym while I am on the elliptical trainer. I can down load all of my ol skool favorites like AC/DC, Anthrax, and Public Enemy.

Price for one of these little guys......a mere $100.00
So as you can see, I have a wide variety of wishes. So let me know if you need any help locating a local vendor to make my birthday wishes come true.