you will shoot yur eye out

Well it seems to be drying up here a little bit in Portlandia. This weekend might be sans rain. What will we do? I am growing my facial hare all out. I have a wood pecker that has made a hole in the side of my house, I am acquiring a BB gun and I am going to give him a little taste of NoPo marksmenship. If there is a better way let me know. I am tired of crumpling up beer cans and throwing at him.